starring Andrew Dice Clay, Teri Hatcher, Yuji Okumoto
written and directed by Albert Pyun
Fashion model Samantha Crain (Teri Hatcher) is chased by Wu (Yuji Okumoto) and several other Shaolin Monks who want the flower that her sister Cammy sent her. Samantha hires Ed "Brain Smasher" Molloy (Andrew Dice Clay) to protect her as she runs around Portland, OR trying to evade Wu and the other monks and reunite with her sister.
Thoughts
I wish this movie was comically bad but unfortunately it is not. It just bland. Most of the movie takes place over the course of one night. Many of the fight scenes move so fast and were shot is such low lighting that i had time following the action.






