Schitt's Creek 3.13

Grad Night

Alexis is graduating and tells her parents not to attend the ceremony. It is David's birthday and it looks like he is going to wind up spending it alone. All the rooms at the motel are booked for the first time since the Rose family arrived in town.

Thoughts

This was a funny and sentimental episode of the show which I really enjoyed. It was an excellent way to end the season. There are hints of things to come in the next season for David and Alexis.

Schitt's Creek 3.12

Friends and Family

Moira recovers a very large portrait of the family. It isn't long before she regrets bringing it back into their lives.

Alexis and Ted share a spontaneous kiss after she learns that she passed her high school exams. They try to rationalize it after the fact.

David opens Rose Apothecary. He wants it to be a soft opening but word spreads and it turns into a big opening day.

Thoughts

This was a pretty good episode. I really enjoyed all three storylines.

Schitt's Creek 3.11

Stop Saying Lice!

Alexis gets lice. Moira gets angry at Johnny for having a garden dedicated to her. David talks Stevie into letting him sleep over because he wants to distance himself from Alexis and the lice.

Thoughts

This was decent. I loved the ending.

Schitt's Creek 3.10

Sebasian Raine

Johnny joins Bob's poker game. Alexis joins Ted in dancing with senior citizens in order to fulfill her community service requirement for school. Sebastian Raine, whom David once dated, comes to town to photograph Moira.

Thoughts

This wasn't a great episode but it also wasn't awful.

Schitt's Creek 3.09

The Affair

Moira goes to a conference with Roland. She's a big hit. She gets drunk and wakes up sleeping on Roland's bed. When Jocelyn hears about it she assumes that Roland and Moira are having an affair. Johnny is not.

David gets a business offer from Patrick who thinks that David's business idea for the general store is a good one.

Thoughts

Alexis is in this episode but she doesn't really get a story line of her own.

This was a fairly focused episode. It was in a big way about what didn't happen between Moira and Roland. It was kind of silly but I liked it.

Schitt's Creek 3.08

Hotel Review

Moira mans the front desk of the motel and treats one of the guests shabbily. This results in a bad review for the motel.

David struggles with filling out the paper work for the General Store's business license.

Alexis has to write a new economics paper because Johnny "fixed" Alexis first economics paper without telling her. The result was that it was clear that Alexis didn't write it.

Thoughts

This was a fun episode, like most of them. Almost all the scenes took place indoors. Roland is not in this episode. Jocelyn, as Alexis teacher, is in it.

Schitt's Creek 3.07

General Store

Alexis goes back to high school to finish up the diploma that she never received. David decides to invest in the general store but then he finds out from Moira that she and Johnny secretly bankrolled and his previous business ventures. Johnny gets Ivan, who secretly has a crush on Twyla, to bake cinnamon buns for the motel's continental breakfast.

Thoughts

What grade is Alexis supposed to be in? Becky and Steph, two of her classmates, look like freshmen. I thought Alexis just hadn't finished her senior year.

The actor who plays Ivan is 26 years older than the actor who plays Twyla. I understand that Twyla is young and attractive but couldn't they find someone who was a little closer to her in age to play the part of Ivan?

Age issues aside, this was a decent episode.

Schitt's Creek 3.06

Murder Mystery

Twyla gets Moira's help in getting people to come to her annual murder mystery party. David and Alexis consider taking college classes but they haven't graduated from high school. Johnny and Stevie visit a golf course.

Thoughts

Definitely not my favorite episode of the season. None of the three storylines seemed to go anywhere. There were a few laughs but not enough to make up for the lack of plot or character developments.

Schitt's Creek 3.05

Rooms by the Hour

Johnny, without realizing it, rents out three rooms at the motel to prostitutes. Stevie isn't quite so naive. Moira gets a call for an audition. Ted boosts the business of his veterinary practice by, without realizing it, exposing himself on the internet.

Thoughts

I laughed several times. Excellent episode. I love the misunderstandings and the reactions once Johnny and Ted realize what they've done.

Schitt's Creek 3.04

Driving Test

David is freaking out about taking his driving test. Alexis convinces him that there is nothing to worry about. Stevie is considering selling the motel. Johnny and Moira try to talk her out of it but it isn't until Johnny agrees to help her run the place that she changes her mind.

Thoughts

This was a decent episode. It wasn't the funniest but I enjoyed watching it.

Schitt's Creek 3.03

New Car

Johnny and Moira go shopping for a car. They try to pretend they aren't as well off as they look like they are. David helps Stevie deal with the passing of her aunt. Alexis learns some things about Ted that she didn't know before.

Thoughts

This one was lots of fun. I laughed a few times. 

Schitt's Creek 3.02

The Throuple

David and Stevie experience a bit of confusion over the status of their relationships with Jake and each other. Alexis and Moira have lunch together even though both of them are nervous about spending time together. Johnny helps out at the cafe.

Thoughts

Still good, still funny in an uncomfortable sort of way. I have to wonder if Moira and Alexis lunch will bear any fruit or is it just a one off. Despite the title of the episode, they (David, Stevie, Jake) don't seem like a throuple at this point.

Schitt's Creek 3.01

Opening Night

David and Stevie discover that they are both dating the same guy. Moira has her first town council meeting as a member of the council. Mutt asks Alexis to look after his plants while he is away on a trip. Johnny feels like the world is conspiring against him.

Thoughts

It's been a minute since I last watched this show. I forgot how good it could be. This wasn't the funniest episode ever but I laughed a few times and enjoyed it very much.