Schitt's Creek 5.05

Housewarming

Patrick throws a housewarming party. David, Stevie, Alexis, Ted, and a dozen or so other people make it. Things get a little weird during a game of spin the bottle when Ted kisses David. It irks both Alexis and Patrick.

Johnny volunteers to look after Roland Junior while Roland and Jocelyn go for a couples massage. Moira was planning to go out but winds up staying home. She lets Johnny take care of the baby.

Thoughts

This was a fun episode. It wasn't my favorite but I laughed a few times.

Schitt's Creek 5.04

The Dress

Moira spends $3,700 on a dress for the red carpet premiere of The Crowening. Johnny is stunned by how much she spent on it. Meanwhile he discovers that the motel needs a new hot water heater and he will have to pay big bucks to get it and get it installed.

David and Stevie go to Elm Valley to visit the botanical gardens but it turns that Stevie had an ulterior motive. She wants to hook up with Emir again. David is hurt.

Alexis makes friends with Shannon, who works with Ted and hooked up with him once after Alexis left him at the altar.

Schitt's Creek 5.03

The Plant

Alexis arranges to bring in Emir Kaplan, a travel blogger, to review the motel. Stevie pretends to be a guest at the motel so that she can talk to Emir about how much she loves the motel. Emir and Stevie get along, have a meal together, and then she decides that she can't continue to pretend. She tells him the truth.

Jocelyn feels overwhelmed with being the mother of an infant and left our of the Jazzagals.

Patrick decides that he needs a new place. He brings David along which he misinterprets to mean that Patrick wants them to move in together.

Thoughts

This episode was a lot of fun. I enjoyed all three subplots. All three made me laugh.

Schitt's Creek 5.02

Love Letters

Moira returns from the film shoot in Bosnia. She finds some love letters that another woman wrote to Johnny. She doesn't want to ask him about them so she shows them to everyone else in town instead. Eventually Johnny finds out about the love letters and confronts Moira.

Rose Apothecary is held up by a man wearing a ski mask. David and Stevie are the only ones in the store at the time. There's no money in the register so they give the robber wine and cheese and other products. Patrick doesn't find out about the robbery until later.

Alexis admits to Ted that she got rid of some of the gifts he gave her when the split up.

Schitt's Creek 5.01

The Crowening

Johnny misses Moira and annoys Roland by doing all the chores around the motel. Moira works on getting the director of the movie she's working on to consider some of her rewrites. David gets Patrick to go on a double date with him, Alexis and Ted because he fears that their relationship isn't doing well.

Thoughts

I really enjoyed this episode. All three subplots made me laugh.