Schitt's Creek 1.13

Town for Sale

Johnny finds someone interested in buying Schitt's Creek. He tells his family. They are overjoyed. They start packing and making plans. Alexis tells Ted. He proposes to her. She turns him down but says she would marry him if she wasn't about to leave. David starts making plans to move to New York City. He invites Stevie to come with him. She isn't so sure about it.

Johnny meets with Andy, the buyer. Andy is ready to sign when Roland suggests that Andy come over for dinner that night and then sign the papers. Johnny doesn't like it but goes along with it. 

Alexis finds out that Mutt continued to do community service even after he was done with the court mandated service. She confronts him about it and they wind up having sex. Stevie turns down David's offer. Andy goes into a coma before he can sign the papers. 

Schitt's Creek 1.12

Surprise Party

Moira's birthday is coming up and Johnny decides to throw her a party but it has to be a surprise because otherwise she won't show up. He puts David in charge of planning the party. Johnny gets Roland to make it seem as if Jocelyn is having a fund raising event.

Alexis was supposed to go to Chicago with Ted for the weekend. She desperately wants to go to Chicago but when Ted finds out about Moira's birthday he insists that Alexis stay in town.

Moira attempts to take over the planning of the fake fundraiser, unaware of what is really being planned. She gets on everyone's nerves. David finally tells her the truth before the party.

Schitt's Creek 1.11

Little Sister

Dee Dee, Moira's sister, comes to visit. Moira does not want to deal with Dee Dee. Moira and Johnny helped Dee Dee out when they had money but Moira doesn't want Dee Dee's help now. Moira tears up a check that Dee gives her.

Twyla is composing a song for Mutt. Alexis finds out that Mutt is tired of Twyla

Jocelyn asks David to talk to one of her students who is gay. David does but the teen doesn't want David's help.

Stevie shows some interest in Grant, the local handyman. David thinks that he and Stevie need to set some guidelines to their friends with benefits arrangement.

Schitt's Creek 1.10

Honeymoon

David and Stevie had sex. Johnny finds out about it and soon Moira and Alexis also know. Alexis and Ted throw a party. Alexis tells David to bring Stevie. Mutt and Twyla are also invited.

Johnny and Moira get themselves invited to a Hawaiian themed party that Roland and Jocelyn throw. There are lots of other people there. Johnny and Moira wind up smoking a joint with Roland and Joceyln at the party.

David and Stevie leave early from Alexis and Ted's dinner party. They run into Johnny and Moira when they get back to the motel. Johnny and Moira are still high.

Schitt's Creek 1.09

Carl's Funeral

Carl, Bob's brother, has passed away. Bob, who tried to sell Johnny his car in the previous episode, asks Johnny to be a pall bearer. Johnny lies and says he can't because he has a bad back but then he gets his arm twisted into saying a few words at the funeral. Bob claims that Carl really looked up to Johnny.

Alexis goes to stay with Ted when some suspect looking neighbors move in next door. Ted, the veterinarian, has two dogs staying with him temporarily. The dogs freak Alexis out.

The new neighbors turn out to be cousins of Stevie.

Schitt's Creek 1.08

Allez-Vous

Moira and David try to sell Allez-Vous Cosmetics. They throw a party to which they invite some of the people they know. They are unable to sell anything. It turns out that everyone already has Allez-Vous products. They used to sell them to one another.

Alexis and Ted hang out together. She thinks he is too nice. She gets annoyed when he doesn't send back his food when Twyla brings him home fries instead of toast.

Johnny has an appointment at the unemployment office. He tries to borrow Roland's truck but winds up finding an alternate means of transportation. He winds having to turn to Roland for help when his wheels break down. Johnny finally gets to the unemployment office only to discover that he doesn't qualify for unemployment.

Schitt's Creek 1.07

Turkey Shoot

Ted, the veterinary, asks Alexis out on a date. She agrees. Mutt pokes fun at her the next day about how it went. Jocelyn takes Moira to a salon. Moira comes back with hair that looks like in belongs on Jocelyn's head. David goes on a turkey shoot, with Stevie, that is organized by Roland.

Thoughts

This was a fun episode even though it wasn't the funniest.

Schitt's Creek 1.06

Wine and Roses

Johnny and Moira visit a fruit winery. Moira gets offered a job as the spokesperson for the winery. Johnny tries to help out but he gets kicked off the set of the commercial shoot. Moira can't remember her lines. Johnny has to come back to give her a pep talk.

David's heart is racing. Stevie takes him to see the only doctor in town, a veterinary. Alexis gets invited to a yoga class. She isn't going to go but Dave wants to go, he hopes it will help with his heart.

Thoughts

This was fun. It wasn't phenomenal but it was fun. I loved the ending.

Schitt's Creek 1.05

The Cabin

David walks in on his parents having sex. Roland offers Johnny and Moira the use of his cabin. They take him up on the offer.

Alexis wants to have a party while their parents are away. David agrees but only if it is just a games night event. He turns to Stevie for help finding one more person to invite.

Johnny and Moira find the cabin, have sex in the cabin, and then find out that they are in the wrong cabin. The owners of the cabin seem to take it in stride.

David walks out of games night after Alexis invites a bunch of extra people over and drinking games begin.

Schitt's Creek 1.04

Bad Parents

Johnny's closet is full of David's clothes. He tells David that he needs to move them. David considers selling some of his clothes. Stevie tries to help him sell his clothes but he changes his mind when he sees the thrift shop. He finally comes to an agreement with Stevie. She agrees to let him store his extra clothes in her room if she can wear them whenever she wants.

Alexis has to do community service for a DUI she committed before she moved to Schitt's Creek. She winds up working with Mutt, the homeless, bearded guy who she kissed at the party a couple episodes back. He takes off while they are picking up trash. She sees him with Jocelyn and assumes that they are sleeping together. She later learns that they aren't and that Mutt is Roland and Jocelyn's son.

Johnny and Moira are accused of being bad parents by David and Alexis. They seem to confirm this fact when they prove that they don't know Alexis' middle name.

Schitt's Creek 1.03

Don't Worry, It's His Sister

Johnny tries to get a sign removed. Roland's great-granfather is on the sign. Roland is insulted by Johnny's desire to get the sign removed. 

Moira is in the doldrums until Jocelyn invites her to help teach her high school class about acting. Moira takes the job very seriously, a little too seriously for Jocelyn.

Johnny insists that David find a job. He gets a job as a bag boy at the local supermarket but he loses it pretty quickly.

Alexis looks after her mother until she spots the bearded guy she kissed at the party.

Schitt's Creek 1.02

The Drip

Johnny wakes up to find water dripping on him. He tries to get a plumber but Stevie, the gal who works at the front desk, insists that there isn't one available. Johnny decides that they need to sell Schitt's Creek. He talks to a real estate agent, the only one in town, who points out that Johnny will need to get Roland to sign off on the sale. Roland insists that Johnny and Moira come over for dinner before he will sign off on the sale of the town. 

Stevie tries to invite David to a party. He isn't interested but Alexis hears about it and wants to go. David winds up going with his parents to dinner at Roland's home while Alexis goes to the party with Stevie.

Johnny does his best to play ball with Roland. Moira and David are horrified by the experience. David claims he has a migraine midway through the meal, leaves, and heads to the party. Roland eventually signs off on the contract.

Schitt's Creek 1.01

Our Cup Runneth Over

Johnny and Moira Rose and their two adult children (David and Alexis) lose almost everything they own beause they haven't paid their taxes. The only thing they have left is the town of Schitt's Creek, so they move there. They are used to a very luxurious lifestyle. They are forced to move in to a couple rooms at a run down motel.

Roland, the mayor of Schitt's Creek, meets them when they arrive. Johnny explodes when Roland overstays his welcome in their room. Roland leaves but they come back from lunch only to discover the doors to their rooms missing.

Thoughts

I really enjoyed this. I like the clash of cultures. They handle it well. I'm eager to see where the show goes from here. First episodes aren't always the best representatives of what most episodes of a show are like.